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Steven Wright
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Funny Quote by Steven Wright
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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By guest on Oct 6 2010
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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By guest on Oct 6 2010
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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By guest on Oct 6 2010
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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