Steven Wright

• Funny Quote by Steven Wright I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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• Funny Quote by Steven Wright I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

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• Funny Quote by Steven Wright I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

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• Funny Quote by Steven Wright Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

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• Funny Quote by Steven Wright Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

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• Funny Quote by Steven Wright Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

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• Funny Quote by Steven Wright A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

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