Groucho Marx

• Marriage Quote by Groucho Marx Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

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• Marriage Quote by Groucho Marx Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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• Humor Quote by Groucho Marx Humor is reason gone mad.

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• Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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• Funny Quote by Groucho Marx I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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• Funny Quote by Groucho Marx I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

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• Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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• Funny Quote by Groucho Marx Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

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• Funny Quote by Groucho Marx A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

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• Funny Quote by Groucho Marx A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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