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Emo Philips
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Funny Quote by Emo Philips
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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Funny Quote by Emo Philips
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Funny Quote by Emo Philips
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
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Forgiveness Quote by Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Computers Quote by Emo Philips
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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