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• Funny Quote by Emo Philips My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

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• Funny Quote by Emo Philips I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

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• Funny Quote by Emo Philips I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

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• Forgiveness Quote by Emo Philips When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

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• Computers Quote by Emo Philips A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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