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• Funny Quote by Fran Lebowitz You're only as good as your last haircut.

  Fran Lebowitz

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• Funny Quote by Harry S. Truman You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

  Harry S. Truman

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• Funny Quote by James Thurber Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

  James Thurber

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• Funny Quote by Benjamin Franklin Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

  Benjamin Franklin

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• Funny Quote by Albert Einstein When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

  Albert Einstein

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• Funny Quote by George Burns When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

  George Burns

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• Funny Quote by Fred Allen What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement?

  Fred Allen

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• Funny Quote by George Carlin What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?

  George Carlin

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• Funny Quote by George Carlin Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

  George Carlin

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• Funny Quote by Alanis Morissette We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

  Alanis Morissette

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• Funny Quote by George Bernard Shaw We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

  George Bernard Shaw

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• Funny Quote by Albert Einstein Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

  Albert Einstein

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• Funny Quote by Frank Lloyd Wright TV is chewing gum for the eyes.

  Frank Lloyd Wright

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• Funny Quote by Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

  Mel Brooks

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